What if...

I'd be the youngest wrestler to ever get a WWE Contract? (well technically--- you would.)

...I grew an afro?

YOu woulld look funny

TB admitted he was gay

I would have said, "obviously."

...Nexus never existed?

Raw would suck more.

TB actually wrote a good article?

I'd applaud him.

...The Big Show lost 300lbs?

He would look horrible.

This game was still about wrestling?

Then I wouldn't be answering this question xD.

...Randy Orton becomes the face of the WWE?

Cena would have to beg for food =)
...Vince died?

Shane would take his place and wwe would not suck

...Wade Berrett became wwe champion?

Sheamus would have gotten screwed.

...The Hart Dynasty actually looked powerful?

They would be more popular time and more matches

....The raw gm is triple h?

Sheamus being picked on would make sense.

...Like it actually is there is no gm, just storyline writers.

I still wouldn't give a shit.

...John Cena accidentally said "fuck" on a LIVE Raw?

He would turn heel and the crowd would love it.

...There actually was a tag title match at night of champions?

There is I think? If there isn't then, WTF is Morrison, Rhodes, Truth, and McIntyre doing!?! They had a god damn qualifying match that ended in a draw.

...John Morrison was in the Six Pack Challenge?

You would stop bitching. I havent heard 1 advertised?

Abyss somehow wins the TNA title?

I'd question TNA Management. Wait, I already do that.

...The Miz lost his US Title to Daniel Bryan?

You would be as hyper as an asian. Why do ppl only post in these 3 games?

...Kane actually dies.

They'd give 'Taker the title.

...John Cena was arrested?

The Cenation would burn the jail xD

Melina won instead of gay cool?

Me and Melina would have had celebration sex. Now we are going to have sex cause she is sad. Either way, I WIN

If Miz lost his MITB to Morrison

Don't even go there. I'd jizz so much awesomesauce that it'd feel like 2005 again for New Orleans.

...MNM never broke up?

[Btw, TB, I don't know why you like Melina so much. She dated Jo-Mo in real life, but cheated on him with Batista... And Morrison couldn't do shit about it or he'd probably be fired. :\]

To answer Id have to know MNM is xD

...Barret won last night?

I'd be happy and sad at the same time.

...Chris Jericho appears on RAW tonight?

The crowd will start a riot.

...Uhh, kaval beats kane?