Staff

Announcers

Michael Buban - Heel - Michael Buban is all-talk and no-action. He cheers for the heels and insults the faces every chance he gets. He disrespects the crowd, calling them "fat blobs" and telling his partner, Bret Benjamin, that "none of these fat cows could ever get such a sexy man like me." Michael Buban is self-obsessed and worries about his hair more than the actual show.

Bret Benjamin - Face - Bret Benjamin is a tough S.O.B. who doesn't take crap from anybody. He used to be a bouncer at the biggest club in L.A., but it was his dream to be a wrestler. While Bret never cut it as the athlete, he did get a job as an announcer. Bret Benjamin calls it right down the middle, he says it like he sees it, and he gets easily annoyed at Michael Buban's self-obsession. These two are sure to have a major fight a few times during the season.

Interviewers

Ashley Vaughn - Face - She's a sexy 25-year-old actress, who got her position by having sex with nearly every man she met. She is very loved by the fans, but has virtually no talent at all. She's fun, kinky, and loves to party. Her interviews sometimes get out of hand, and usually end up with the cameraman cutting the segment short. Ashley loves her job, and Trevor Goodnight loves it too.

Patrick Maltz - Face - Patrick is often criticized by his fellow staff members, and many guys of the roster. He is thought to be gay, but still hasn't come out of the closet yet. The heels enjoy picking on him, and he is often brutalized by them. Michael Buban is a well known tormentor. However, his partner, Bret Benjamin usually steps in and stops it. Patrick is very defenseless, and couldn't hurt a fly. But he's way smarter than he's given credit for.

Ring Announcer

Larry Blood - Face - Larry Blood doesn't get much TV-time, he just announces the superstars, their weight, height, etc. But he is known for being very outspoken backstage. He loves a good hardcore match, he got his last name because of that. He enjoys watching people bleed, but he never actually wrestled a match. Larry was a writer for the show at one point, but Trevor Goodnight soon discovered Larry had a talent nobody else did, and that was a loud, strong voice. He gave Larry the job of ring-announcing, and definitely doesn't regret it.