Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!)

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:40 am

651. why am i banned from chat?

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:48 am

652. Bc your an asshole.

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:36 am

653. KAVAL REPLY TO MY DAMN POST U ASSHOLE

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:54 am

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:30 pm

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:45 pm

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:59 pm

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:00 pm

658. Getting close to what we all came here for... Smile

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:38 pm

659. Almost... 7 more

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:03 pm

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:13 pm

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:14 pm

662!

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:16 am

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:27 am

664...

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:20 am

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:29 am

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Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:51 am

668.

Trevor Goodnight notices MadMike34455 masturbating to the picture of the girl he posted.

Trevor Goodnight: Dude, what the fucking hell are you doing?

MadMike34455: Nothing man, just preparing for my match.

Mike zips up his pants. The Bouncer walks into the room.

The Bouncer: Dude, what the fuck!? Were you masturbating to a chick? Chicks are so gross! Unlike my nine husbands.

MadMike34455 stands up and gets in Bouncer's face.

MadMike34455: What the fuck Bouncer? You stole my color? I'm blue around here asshole.

The Bouncer: Aye, fuck you bro.

Trevor Goodnight: Hey! You two calm the fuck down.

Bouncer jumps on MadMike34455 and begins moaning. Mike begins punching Bouncer in the face, which Bouncer is obviously enjoying.

Trevor Goodnight: This is just fucking sick!

Trevor Goodnight exits the room.

Michael Buban: This is almost as nasty as Bret Benjamin's mom last night.

Bret Benjamin: Don't you be talkin' bout my momma, Mothafucka.

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:56 am

669. YEA 69!UHHHH!YEAAA!THAT FEELS SO GOOD JUSTINA!YEA SUCK THAT ALYSSA!

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:01 am

670.

Trevor Goodnight and Havoc Maker are shown on the titantron playing Basketball. They're not keeping score.

Havoc Maker: Dude, I'm so kicking your ass!

Trevor Goodnight: Oh yeah?

Trevor Goodnight steals the ball from Havoc Maker and shoots it in the hoop.

Havoc Maker: That was pure luck...

The Bouncer comes to the court with two of his husbands.

The Bouncer: Well if it isn't the pedophile prick and... uh... the... umm...

Trevor Goodnight: Wow, that was so insulting. You hurt my feelings Bouncer.

The Bouncer kisses his husband.

Havoc Maker: Hey, my girlfriend may be a midget, and she may resemble Snitsky a little bit, but at least she has a vagina!

The Bouncer: Her vagina is tight! Ooh diss.

Trevor Goodnight: You're so fucking stupid. If a vagina is tight, that's a good thing.

Trevor Goodnight and Havoc Maker facepalm.

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:06 am

671. keep going chris xD

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:16 am

672.

Ashley Vaughn is shown in a short skirt and a wet, white, very revealing t-shirt washing her car. Trevor Goodnight and the Dark Lords walk to her.

Kevin Crusher: Aye girl, you lookin' mighty fine in those shorts...

Ashley Vaughn: Well thank you, kind man!

Trevor Goodnight: How about a hug for your GM?

Ashley Vaughn hugs Trevor getting him all wet.

Ashley Vaughn: Oops, sorry for getting you wet.

Trevor Goodnight: I don't mind.

MadMike34455 is shown masturbating right in front of Ashley

Ashley Vaughn: Um, what are you doing?

Joachim: Don't worry, he does that all the time.

Fyrst Ayd approaches Ashley Vaughn.

Fyrst Ayd: Hey girl, I think me and you need to form a tag team, if ya know what I mean.

Ashley Vaughn: Yum, that's very tempting. So you boys gonna help me clean this big hard car, or you just gonna stand there?

Havoc Maker grabs a bunch of sponges and throws them to each of the DLs.

Havoc Maker: Ashley, I can't do anything with you, my midget girlfriend would slice my throat.

MadMike34455: FINISHED!

Joachim: You nasty fuck.

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:20 am

673. LMFAO

Subject: Re: Count to 2000 Thread (WE MADE IT TO 1000!) Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:28 am

674.

Kaval and Forbidden Warlord are walking down the ramp to the ring.

Michael Buban: Oh great. Here comes the queerest tag team since The Rockers.

Bret Benjamin: Hey, they were a great tag team!

Michael Buban laughs.

Michael Buban: You know who makes a great tag team? Me and your mom.

Bret Benjamin: Don't you fucking be fucking talkin' bout my motherfuckin mama.

Kaval demands a microphone.

Kaval: I'm out here to provide you with a look at my personal life and my sexuality. Alright, bitches. If you have seen my signature, you'd know that I am gay. And there's nothing wrong with being gay.

Forbidden Warlord: Wait a minute, you're fucking gay?

Kaval rubs Warlord's shoulder.

Kaval: Baby, I thought you knew?

Randy Orton runs into the ring and RKOs Kaval.

Randy Orton: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! Motherf-------... Fire this asshole, he botched an RKO!

Michael Buban: This just in, Kaval has been released from his contract. We wish this motherfucking queer the best in his future endeavors.

Forbidden Warlord exits the ring. Nexus makes his way to the ring with a knife in his hand.

Nexus_TheShowStoppa: Here Kaval, take this knife and END IT ALL! KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID BITCH FUCKER FAGGOT! FUCK YOU TO HELL FAGNUT....

sorry.

Kaval makes it to his feet and gets put through a table by Nexus_TheShowStoppa.

Michael Buban: BLOOD! DO YOU SEE IT BRET?! DO YOU SEE IT?! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!!!!!

Bret Benjamin: Yes I see it...

Michael Buban: I haven't seen that much blood since your mom's period...

Bret Benjamin: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY DAMN MOMMA.