Facts About MadMike34455

Subject: Facts About MadMike34455 Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:41 am

1.) MadMike34455 has bigger tits than Pam Anderson, and they're real!

2.) Mike has less hair on his head than Hulk Hogan.

3.) Mike's penis is smaller than the brain of Speed Gal.

4.) MadMike34455 got his number because he's been sued 34,455 times for rape. Multiplied by 8 Wink

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5.) MadMike34455 masturbates to pictures of Homer Simpson.

6.) Mike's role-model is Tyra Banks.

7.) Mad spent 4 years in the county jail for having sex with his second grade teacher.

8.) Mike once kidnapped Lindsay Lohan and demanded a $200,000 ransom. When he found out nobody cared about him, nor Lindsay Lohan, he let her go.

9.) MadMike34455 was born in Mike Knox's beard.

10.) MadMike34455's favorite game is "Push the Dick into the Bartender."

11.) MadMike34455 doesn't use a toilet to go to the bathroom, he just goes in the barn. (AKA his house.)

12.) MadMike34455 once poked a hole through a picture of a koala bear, and the rest is history.

13.) Mike once had a threesome with Arletta and Maxolino. He was tied to the bed throughout the entire thing.

14.) Mike carries a purse everywhere.

15.) Mad has more corns on his feet than Susan Boyle.

Subject: Re: Facts About MadMike34455 Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:36 am

Obviously dumbass.

Subject: Re: Facts About MadMike34455 Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:12 am

Subject: Re: Facts About MadMike34455 Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:38 pm

suresure?